The One Where We Wish You a Merry Christmas

This morning, in preparation for the onslaught of Christmas Madness, I was tidying up and noticed some action over by the tree. Actually, the Wee Miss tipped me off, and she was less than thrilled with The Boys moving in on her gifts.

Back off mah pressies, bitches!

I inspected things more closely and guess who had a little Vamp Christmas party last night? Looks like our Naughty ex-Manny has made nice with our Nice Manny. A lot can happen with a little social lubrication, it seems.

No papz...this'a VIP section!

I questioned some of the other "residents" about what went on, and apparently it was an all out orgy in our tree. I feel like I almost walked in on some sort of Eyes Wide Shut situation. I guess this is what happens when the "It" Guy/s of 2009 meet up with TV's first gay couple.

This kind of thing just doesn't happen on Sesame Street!

Says Edward, "but it does in our world!"

But, alas...this IS Edward/s we're talking about. There were tender moments - slow-motion kissing, possibly a leg-hitch or two. Some arguing about who got to drive home, and then? Fade to black of course.

Guess what's in the "package?"

*whispers* I bet it's a nice shiny Volvo...

I left those two alone to enjoy their post-coital happiness in the glow of the Christmas lights. I'm just shocked tree branches weren't snapped (or worse) while they were getting their Vamp on. NM Edward has the night off from Manny duties. In the meantime, I'm off to do some more decorating.

So from Mrs Bing and me to you - our lovely readers - we wish you a very Merry Christmas (or Hanukkah, Kwanza, or whatever holiday you celebrate!) and a fantastic, New Year. Besides Rob under the tree (god that KStew is one lucky bitch!) we wish for you good health, happiness, and time with your loved ones. We look forward to getting our Vamp on with you in 2010! xoxo

Naughty or nice, I'm stuffing your stocking....