Thursday, February 18, 2010

The One Where the Raddest Fucking Dude Alive Fills My Chocolate Void

Chocolate and Robporn. Robporn and chocolate. These two things have an uncanny ability to make me feel better, morning, noon, and night. No matter when I need a pick-me-up, I can open my file o' photos or indulge in a little chocolate (okay, I'm a lying bitch. Where chocolate is concerned, consumption is never "a little"), and it gives me the push I need to just keep swimming.

It looks like chocolate is OUT for all parties of the Bing and -tastic households.
This chocolate fun is on hold for six weeks, suckahs! Bummer.



Every year, during the Lenten season, I go without chocolate for six weeks. It has never been easy. But this year... Ah, this year I will have something to help me through the withdrawal symptoms. Because I'm NOT giving up my other vice, the said Robporn. Unh, unh, no way. I feel a bit like I'm cheating, no? Maybe that's the guilty Catholic in me. Whatever the reason for my guilt, I've decided to give up the one and NOT the other. I've never had the fuck-smattering of photos that are currently filed away, and I'm not about to voluntarily separate from them. This time last year, the file was named and contained a few staples. But thanks to my girl, Anntastic (and a handful of you other twi-hoors), it now holds an impressive collection. And it's going to ease the chocolate withdrawals (which started on Ash Wednesday morning, you should know).

DUDE, this is Robporn at its finest. Fuckity-fuck, he is sexy.
CannesRob was unbelievable and should be included in everyone's stash.



I actually have elevated levels of guilt going on, as I have kinda been looking forward to the missing chocolate in my life. You see, next week I will be the proud owner of an iPhone! I know I am years behind the times, but my upgrade date is finally nearing and I am beyondfuckingexcited. So thrilled. So, I'm kinda okay with the void that my beloved chocolate has left, because I know I am close to that beautiful piece of technology. It's gonna make the sanity- and withdrawal-saving Robporn so much more accessible. What was that you said? I'm going to be able to view it any time of the day? Like, in the carpool line at my daughter's preschool? When I'm losing my fucking cool near the end of the day? Oh, it's going to work wonders for my sanity, I can feel it. If I'm lucky, I'll have an assortment of Rob and j.action photos to rival Anntastic and another pal (you know who you are and you make the best homemade marshmallows on the planet) in no time.


These two photos will be among the very first to become mainstays on my iPhone
(after MrBing and the Bing kiddos, of course).
Holy crap, I love Tattward and j.action so much...



A quick aside: Anntastic's Fat Tuesday post was brilliant, yes. I am nerd enough to fangirl my own bestie/partner, as you'll see here quite often. I just want to add that Rob's nod to Coco de Mer did not escape me, either. Rather, it stuck out in the most fuckhawt of ways. If you have not already read his interview with Details mag, PLEASE do so now. He is actually brilliant and witty and thoughtful and just so real. Basically, he's the raddest fucking dude alive (a borrow from Van Wilder). In case you were unsure, you can find Rob "in the Guiness Book of fucking World Records under the raddest fucking dude alive." Go read the interview and let us know what you think.


3 comments:

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

That first photo.OMG, what is that? A chocolate hooha? *snickers*

VitaminR said...

Chocolate on my vajayjay--never thought of it. Now chocolate cock has another interesting ring to it...sounds messy but good. Or is it Cockolate?

Oh and Mrs. Bing I do not own an iPhone or even a phone that I can e-mail from. Nor will I any time soon...so I am just slightly jealous. I do have an iTouch for at home staying in touch. It is probably for the best..at least for my children...if I had an iPhone I am sure Child Protective Services would probably come knocking.

TFX-Of KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle said...

Ohhhh.... Mrs. Bing I don't think giving up Robpr0n could EVER be allowed!!!

I am counting the days down until you have the iPhone in your hot little hands. COME TO THE DARKSIDE....We have ROBPR0N!!

As for the no Chocolate thing....well I can make more mallows non fudge dipped any day. I also have a blondie brownie recipe that has no chocolate. Just saying.

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